Arista Networks (ANET) just dropped its Q3 2025 numbers, and the market's reaction is, shall we say, polarized. The stock tanked 10% in after-hours trading, despite the company reporting a solid 27% y...
Okay, let's talk about Upstart. I saw the headlines yesterday: "Upstart stock slides after soft Q4 guidance." The market can be so short-sighted, can't it? They see a dip, they panic. I see something ...
Alright, so Denny's is going private. Big whoop. Another "iconic" American brand selling out to the highest bidder. Can we at least pretend to be surprised?
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Uber's "Blue Skies" Aren't Just for Riders: AI is About to Supercharge the Gig Economy
Okay, folks, buckle up, because Uber's latest earnings call wasn't just about the numbers – it was a sneak peek i...
Alright, let's cut the PR fluff and dive into what's actually happening with Hims & Hers (HIMS). The headlines are screaming about revenue beats and potential Wegovy deals, but as any good data analys...
[Generated Title]: Tech's "Undervalued" Stocks? More Like "Underwhelming"
So, Morningstar's "The Morning Filter" is back at it again, huh? Another episode promising the secrets to the stock market, an...
Okay, so Hims & Hers, the telehealth company that wants to sell you everything from hair loss pills to, uh, "personalized" treatments, is now sniffing around Novo Nordisk's Wegovy? Seriously? This is ...
Generated Title: Fubo's Gamble: Can Sports Skinny Bundles Outrun Cord-Cutting Realities?
Fubo is betting big on sports. The recent dust-up between YouTube TV and Disney (affecting ABC, ESPN, and the w...
Wall Street's Whiplash: One Minute They're Up, the Next They're Screwed
So, another day, another market rollercoaster. You see headlines screaming about "biggest moves midday," and it's like, who even...
AI Bubble or Actual Revolution? Who the Hell Can Tell Anymore?
So, Amazon and OpenAI are cozying up, huh? Amazon stock jumps on $38 billion deal with OpenAI to use hundreds of thousands of Nvidia chip...